Fungible Convictions » wife http://fungibleconvictions.com The blog of Andrew Whitacre Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:39:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= How to buy my love, in one simple step http://fungibleconvictions.com/2010/03/20/how-to-buy-my-love/ http://fungibleconvictions.com/2010/03/20/how-to-buy-my-love/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:20:55 +0000 Andrew Whitacre http://fungibleconvictions.com/?p=1494 Wife went to western Mass. yesterday for a day-long workshop. Returned with these:

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]]> http://fungibleconvictions.com/2010/03/20/how-to-buy-my-love/feed/ 0 Sign that your husband might be too awesome http://fungibleconvictions.com/2010/03/07/sign-that-your-husband-might-be-too-awesome/ http://fungibleconvictions.com/2010/03/07/sign-that-your-husband-might-be-too-awesome/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:12:31 +0000 Andrew Whitacre http://fungibleconvictions.com/?p=1485 You yell from one room to the other, to your husband, “I was just talking to my mother on the phone. We found out our family history is totally different than what we thought. Our name was changed. My last name is made up. My great-grandfather was actually Polish and not Irish and changed his name to be able to get a job. God. I’m stunned. We’re all stunned. I’m not sure who I am now.”

You hear him yell back, “So, like, where are my genes?”

“Exactly!” you say. You start to continue the conversation in depth as you walk into the other room. You see him folding the laundry.

“The new button-fly ones,” he says. “They didn’t make it into the wash. Now, what were you saying?”

You punch him in the back of the head. Because he’s too awesome.

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