Fungible Convictions » ballistic beavernauts http://fungibleconvictions.com The blog of Andrew Whitacre Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:39:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= For that special Canadian in your life, care of McSweeney's http://fungibleconvictions.com/2006/02/01/for-that-special-canadian-in-your-life-care-of-mcsweeneys/ http://fungibleconvictions.com/2006/02/01/for-that-special-canadian-in-your-life-care-of-mcsweeneys/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:16:05 +0000 Andrew Whitacre http://fungibleconvictions.com/2006/02/01/for-that-special-canadian-in-your-life-care-of-mcsweeneys/ Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development BY WYNN QUON Titanium Mountie Canadarm face slapper Ballistic beavernauts 120 mm maple-syrup mortar Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers Also on McSweeney's about Canada]]> You can get anything published in McSweeney’s if it repurposes ageless Canadian stereotypes!

My favorite: Ballistic beavernauts!

Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development

BY WYNN QUON

Titanium Mountie

Canadarm face slapper

Ballistic beavernauts

120 mm maple-syrup mortar

Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise

Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers

Also on McSweeney’s about Canada

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