Feb
1
2006
For that special Canadian in your life, care of McSweeney's
You can get anything published in McSweeney’s if it repurposes ageless Canadian stereotypes!
My favorite: Ballistic beavernauts!
Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development
BY WYNN QUON
Titanium Mountie
Canadarm face slapper
Ballistic beavernauts
120 mm maple-syrup mortar
Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise
Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers
