At least Lindsay didn't say, "It's okay, Doctor. I just walked into a door."
Conversation between me and Linds after her doctor’s appointment this morning:
Lindsay: oh and she asked if I was in an abusive relationship because of the huge ass bruise on my thigh. i laughed and said no i am just a klutz
Andrew: did she really?
Lindsay: Yeah but all doctors have to ask that
Andrew: please tell me you didn’t say, “uh, i walked into a door”
Lindsay: no I told her the truth
I walked into a bike in spinning class
she was like yeah that has to be true because it is so ridiculous



