Wipe rogue countries off the map

Problem: North Korea is test-firing long-range missiles that could reach the United States. The U.S. wants North Korea to stop firing missiles.

North Korea, however, has not attacked a nation and has not broken any treaties. There are no grounds for a military response. Thus, North Korea still develops its weapons and threatens its neighbors and the United States.

Solution: North Korea’s Taepodong-II missile has a range of 9,000 miles. That’s far. To make things worse, as of today, North Korea is here:

North Korea on a map

A bad location. Abutting South Korea. In the same cul-de-sac as Japan. A short trip to the U.S.

But need North Korea be in such a bad location?

Believe it or not, the answer is no. North Korea’s location—and threatening proximity to other countries—need not be . . .

North Korea on a map

. . . because North Korea, like other countries, can be made to move.

For example, look:
Cloverleaf world map Bunting

That’s in the 1600′s. There was a larger buffer between America and East Asia in those days. Many dragons’ worth of buffer.

Pretty safe.

Earlier than that, in this detailed Arab map of Asia, North Korea was very, very buffered . . .

Arabic portolana Asia Jomard

See?

So forget sabre-rattling and diplomacy. The real solution is to move the country again. North Korea: no neighbors—no threat.

NewKorea


  • http://www.eighthourlunch.com/ Eight Hour Lunch

    Ah yes. Or swap out the chimchi for plain old sauerkraut. After that, who’d want to stay?

  • http://www.eighthourlunch.com Eight Hour Lunch

    Ah yes. Or swap out the chimchi for plain old sauerkraut. After that, who’d want to stay?

  • SLICK RICK

    here’s some more rogue states for you.. u.s.a, canada, australia, france, germany, iceland, belgium, poland, ireland, britain, italy, holland, sweden, danmark, norway, japan, south korea, israel, singapore, uae, saudia, czech rep,

  • Kameron

    you could take north Korea and throw it into space and have it fly to the sun where they would burn in quick agony that is the solution that would help us most. teehee